1. It's okay to litter if you make the nationals do it.
2. Check the trees for pigeons before you sit down.
3. Where there's one beggar kid, there's three, especially next to the ice cream stand.
4. Einstein went to the moon.
5. Vampires can have souls.
6. Try avocado + orange + strawberry juice.
7. Crossing the street can make death seem commonplace
8. There may be cereal, but you can't buy it because it doesn't exist. (Store Manager: "I wonder why we have so much of this cereal...?")
9. I can live in a foreign country.
10. God's everywhere.
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