Klingon

Arabic sounds like Klingon only angrier and looks like lace only squigglier. Neither of these is comphrensible to the gentle straight-edged Western mind. Today we learned numbers, days, and months. That is to say, I learned numbers, days, and months, but my feeble mind failed to grasp and hold onto them. I know more then I did... I know the word for 'read'. As in, stupid English speaker, read the stupid book!

Go with God
-Mira